Elmo choke a bitch out
Omg world’s most hilarious endcap last Christmas season.
What Sagittarius Hates
posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1
I need a break from responsibility. I’m not Wonder Woman, how can I reasonably be expected to really handle all of this right now? I have been dealt a really terrible hand at the worst possible time.
What I want to be when I grow up
For almost all of my college education, both undergraduate and graduate, I have been working towards a career in federal law enforcement. I want to investigate crimes that fall under federal jurisdiction, particularly those against women and children. Lately, I’ve been having a hard time deciding if this is really what I want to do, but as I read research for my paper on sex trafficking, I can’t help but feel extremely compassionate for the victims of this terrible, transnational crime >< and want to put an end to it!
This is a tough road and I will continue to question this path, especially in light of the fact that training sea lions at the zoo would be a much cheerier profession. However, I already know these women and children are out there, being forced against their will to have sex with around 8000 people a year. I’m already upset and pissed off about it, so I may as well put some mother fuckers away while I’m at it.
if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any