ohmyglobhorns:

Elmo choke a bitch out

Omg world’s most hilarious endcap last Christmas season.

ohmyglobhorns:

Elmo choke a bitch out

Omg world’s most hilarious endcap last Christmas season.



tastefullyoffensive:

[isprobablyarepost]


I hoped they swapped them for a stamp.

tastefullyoffensive:

[isprobablyarepost]

I hoped they swapped them for a stamp.



importantbirds:

monetizeyourcat:

How else a gotta purchag the snack a nest? Buy a sweagder? PLEASE Miz Bank allow a hold thee money

This is totally from Paulie, the most depressing movie of my childhood.

(Source: 90s90s90s)



cosmictuesdays:

Well done, show. Well done.

(Source: beepboopboopbeep)



zodiacsociety:

What Sagittarius Hates

zodiacsociety:

What Sagittarius Hates



lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1



tinkerbellandthelostboys:

digimonthemoviesoundtrack:

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

He’s so raw

#revolution

wtf has Will Smith unleashed upon the world?

tinkerbellandthelostboys:

digimonthemoviesoundtrack:

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

He’s so raw

#revolution

wtf has Will Smith unleashed upon the world?

(Source: jadensmithtweets)



chrishallbeck:

Turtle.
http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/2014/06/09/870-turtle/
Patreon / Twitter / Facebook


vixleonard:

I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series.  The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.

(Source: thedailylovejournal)



I need a break from responsibility. I’m not Wonder Woman, how can I reasonably be expected to really handle all of this right now? I have been dealt a really terrible hand at the worst possible time.



What I want to be when I grow up

For almost all of my college education, both undergraduate and graduate, I have been working towards a career in federal law enforcement. I want to investigate crimes that fall under federal jurisdiction, particularly those against women and children. Lately, I’ve been having a hard time deciding if this is really what I want to do, but as I read research for my paper on sex trafficking, I can’t help but feel extremely compassionate for the victims of this terrible, transnational crime >< and want to put an end to it!

This is a tough road and I will continue to question this path, especially in light of the fact that training sea lions at the zoo would be a much cheerier profession. However, I already know these women and children are out there, being forced against their will to have sex with around 8000 people a year. I’m already upset and pissed off about it, so I may as well put some mother fuckers away while I’m at it.

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zackisontumblr:

if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any

Omg…







(Source: kehlso)